SKU# 403730
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Minimum order quantity 24
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Why the Patriot Umbrella is the Unsung Hero of Safety Gear 🇺🇸
Okay, hear me out—this isn't just an umbrella. This is a statement, a shield, and let’s be honest, a badass safety flare wrapped in red, white, and blue. The auto-open Patriot umbrella isn’t playing games. It’s your everyday weather warrior and your unexpected safety sidekick.
First off, that bold American Flag design? It’s not just for show—it turns heads, grabs attention, and lets everyone know you’re here and you mean business. Visibility = safety. Whether you’re crossing the street in a downpour or hiking through a foggy trail, that iconic canopy is like flying a flag that says, “Don’t mess with me—I’m prepared.”
Now let’s talk specs:
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42" canopy arc: That’s generous coverage—rain, sleet, or UV, you're protected.
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Automatic opening: One push and BOOM—instant shield. No fumbling, no panic.
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Folds to just 15”: Compact enough to stash anywhere. Safety doesn’t wait for convenience.
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Durable round metal shaft: A.K.A. your backup walking stick or zombie defense tool. Just saying.
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Matching case with shoulder strap: Hands-free carrying. Keep your hands ready for more important things—like texting or high-fiving bald eagles.
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Matte black handle: Sleek. Sturdy. All business.
Let’s face it—whether you're braving a storm, walking solo at night, or just want to look epically patriotic while staying dry, this umbrella’s got your back. Rain or shine, it’s more than just a canopy—it’s a portable symbol of power, pride, and preparedness.
Carry it loud. Carry it proud. Carry it safe.
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